I Hire a Token Liberal

by RFB
I've decided that Epic needs an alternative voice. I want Epic to be fair and balanced. That's because we conservatives, unlike liberals, want to hear what the other side has to say. We aren't going to learn anything from them--liberals invariably have nothing of value to contribute to public discourse--but we are going to listen. Liberals won't listen to us--which is okay. Their belief system being the result of a bad genetic mutation (see my previous post), listening to anything that makes sense is totally lost upon them. You can't fight nature with logic.

So I looked on Craigslist. And I found the following ad:

"Underemployed liberal journalist seeks Alpha Conservative with whom to share media space. The more FOS the better."

Epic would like to welcome Allen Kolmes to the blog.