Monday, June 29, 2009

My Visit to the People's Republic of Italy

by RFB
This past May I decided to leave my fiscally hamstrung mess of a state (Oh, bless you, Assembly Republicans!) and visit the land of anorexic pasta-munchers (it's true...I think...I read somewhere that Italians are the skinniest people in Europe...something to do with needing to be able to fit into the clothes they make). It was a sociological project--I wanted to observe firsthand the sufferings of a people oppressed by universal health care and free-loving politicians.

The best part of the trip was reading Bill O'Reilly's book "Cultural Warrior" on the way over there. Apparently, while Good People are turning a blind eye to it, Secular Progressives (S-Ps) are taking over America. If they succeed, horrible things will happen--Kansas City will become more like San Francisco, Bobby Jindal will be caught sexting, and the gay guy might actually win on American Idol. I implore you, America--we must make sure this doesn't happen.




So here are some of the horrors I witnessed.






This is an Italian pickup truck. If The Bama has his way, this is what we all will be driving



















On the bucket: "Please use the food inside this container to feed these homeless and unloved cats."
Socialism. Even for feral cats. Need I say more.